Gag reel 3A [x]
Meanwhile, over in the Ults!verse-
Tony: I’m gonna do the thing.
Everyone: No, you’re not.
Tony: Yes, I am!
Everyone: NO YOU’RE NOT.
Tony: YES I AM
It’s a bad idea to give me ideas…
“Apparently, there’s a high end club downtown that specializes in male strippers.”
“I’m assuming there might be more than one,” Steve said, eyebrows arching up.
“Yeah, but this one has pole dancers dressed as super heroes.”
Steve stared at him. “Tony…”
Tony frowned at him. “No, what? What? What, no?”
“No, you may not take the armor to a strip joint.”
Tony’s mouth fell open. “Wait. Wait, wait. First of all, what?”
Steve gave him look. “That is a PR nightmare looking for a place to happen.”
“I agree the armor is a sexy, sexy beast,” Tony said, “but even I know its limitations, and I’m pretty sure that pole dancing is not within the-” He paused. Sipped his coffee. “Actually, you know, if I came up with a light weight alloy, you know, not aiming for bullet proof and just went with some extreme joint flexibility, we might have a chance to-”
“No,” Steve told him, trying to keep his face straight.
“I have a pole. It’s on my plane,” Tony pointed out. “I have a pole, let’s give this a try.”
Other references for this include:
- The look & feel of Mark 41, which was apparently designed to be light weight & flexible.
- The interior of Tony’s private jet, from Iron Man II. It didn’t seem that grand compared to what Google Images can produce based on the keywords “private jet interior”, though.
- And, at some point, cats.
We enjoy this festival!!
I forgot this one.
Tony is making me think that he wanted to go vacation with Steve.
Avengers Annual 2013
Tony and his dumb tech.
i have no excuses
The Adventure of the Speckled Band (via shylocks)
I wonder what shippers in the 1800s said instead of: ‘hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggghghhghhmyotp’
Benedict Cumberbatch on Jimmy Kimmel reading R. Kelly’s song
Excuse the bad audio